Distractions are Survival
- My blog is pointless like most things in my life - Alexandra -
  • stephenhawqueen:

    the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

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  • "I’m fine, Bones."
    "The hell you are.”

    "I’m fine."

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  • *job interview*

    • interviewer: ma'am, you have a criminal history and literally 0 qualifications, why should we hire you?
    • me: i never went through the emo phase
    • interviewer: you're hired
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  • blacktinabelcher:

    Why is this Freddie from icarly

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  • mermaidchan05:

    YES

    YES YES YES YES YES YES

    YES

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  • interquast:

    never gonna understand people who mock sarah for talking about brendon on twitter so much, if i was married to brendon urie u bet ur sweet ass i’d be tweeting pics of him naked in bed with like #haha #mine #notyours #lmaooooo #staymad, sarah is truly showing self-restraint

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  • wurnbo:

    why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons

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  • camom18:

    Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

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