astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

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Anonymous said: random question: apart from the people in the lotr/hobbit cast, which actors/actresses would you like to see as elfs (or you think would make great elfs)?

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

Keira Knightley

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Lucy Liu

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Natalie Portman

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Halle Berry

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And that’s just to name a few. I was also considering Jennifer Connelly, Penélope Cruz, Angelina Jolie, Naomie Harris, and Zoe Saldana.

For men I’d have to say Tom Hiddleston (sorry not sorry), Heath Ledger, Chris Evans, Idris Elba, (a younger) Liam Neeson, Shemar Moore, and (a younger) Oded Fehr. A young Harrison Ford would have been cool too.

thestargateinitiative:

It’s a tense moment - their friend and team-mate is apparently deluded, addicted to some kind of power. They’re stuck in a mine, and don’t know when they’ll be free - they’re dying down there. Jack is keeping guard, whilst Sam sleeps and Teal’c does his kel’no’reem thing; ever the watchful commander, the Colonel wonders how he’s gonna get his team out of this one.
Suddenly-
"WE DON’T USE THE SNARFALOPOGAS!" 
Have a crack-comic inspired by the season 2 episode ‘Need’ of Stargate SG-1. Carter has a minor freak-out, it’s hilarious :DClick through for higher quality!

thestargateinitiative:

It’s a tense moment - their friend and team-mate is apparently deluded, addicted to some kind of power. They’re stuck in a mine, and don’t know when they’ll be free - they’re dying down there. Jack is keeping guard, whilst Sam sleeps and Teal’c does his kel’no’reem thing; ever the watchful commander, the Colonel wonders how he’s gonna get his team out of this one.

Suddenly-

"WE DON’T USE THE SNARFALOPOGAS!" 


Have a crack-comic inspired by the season 2 episode ‘Need’ of Stargate SG-1. Carter has a minor freak-out, it’s hilarious :DClick through for higher quality!

(Source: captaindumbmerica, via jumpingpuddles)

thesixillusions:

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

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samantha-carter-is-my-muse:

Jack watching Sam’s back in Out of Mind.

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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